Behold: the greatest con ever pulled on the upper class. Faux Pants are straight-cut fleece trousers that whispers “debutant balll” but screams for a little nap on a couch.

• Made in Portugal

• 80% Organic Cotton, 20% Recycled Polyester

• 420 GSM (that’s heavy)

• Fake Fly for societal purposes

• Oversized Straight Cut

• Extremely Couch Compatible

• Extremely Fake Job Compatible

• 2 Zippered Pockets

• 1 Backpocket