I’ve been picking up pottery lately. Creating vases, ashtrays and small little pots of my own design really calms me down.  I used to be one angry MF, but after these pottery lessons I’m as calm as the wind.

Let’s get back to your brand new all-day-everyday-swim-ready summer shorts:

• All day everyday swim-ready summer short
• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
• Two zippered side pockets
• No itchy inner mesh
• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
• Wear with or without boxers underneath
• Raised logo print