The designs of our sage swim ready summer shorts called lefties, are inspired by Christiano Ronaldo who rolls up one leg of his shorts when he takes a free kick. You can be like Christiano Ronaldo without all the talent. Unless you are Messi but then you would not be on our website.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
• Two zippered pockets
• No itchy inner mesh
• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
• Wear with or without boxers underneath
• Raised logo print