Want to learn a joke that will make everybody at the local swimming pool laugh? Here it comes: What is green, and not only in color but also as a metaphor for sustainability so future generations will still be able to live in normal conditions on the only planet we got? Green Shorties!! Hahahaha! 

All day everyday swim-ready summer short:

• All day everyday swim-ready summer short
• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
• Hidden zipper in right pocket
• No itchy inner mesh
• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
• Wear with or without boxers underneath
• Raised logo print