Terracotta…… The color of pots, bricks and starting now: the color of swim shorts. I like swim shorts because they remind me of the vacation where I fell in love with a girl who had a playstation 2 and a tray of energy drink. I will never forget about her and her beautiful Adam's apple. Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
• Two zippered pockets
• No itchy inner mesh
• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
• Wear with or without boxers underneath
• Raised logo print